Sunday, April 1, 2012

sarah out of town + insomnia = ashley's brain dump.

well, let's start with today. today was one of the four best days of the year. it obviously wasn't christmas so that's an automatic elimination, well i don't even really like christmas day. i like the christmas season. but i guess there would be no season without the day itself, so i'm grateful for christmas day. and it's a lot more fun now with nieces who are so excited and animated... wow. i digress. okay where were we? oh.. best days of the year, right. well, it wasn't the first day of summer because the wind doesn't usually knock the garbage bins, small trees, and me over during the summer... and it did today. (i have a bruise to prove it) so, considering the last two days (which are actually four days...) are the same event but occur twice a year, by process of elimination that leaves us with... GENERAL CONFERENCE!!!

but really. general conference is my favorite. and not just because i love to be in pajamas all day, but because i learn so much every time and feel so inspired and prepared to better myself and work on my weaknesses. i have had to opportunity to go to at least one session of conference every year for the past two years, and went again this year to the saturday morning session, which was absolutely incredible. i am so blessed to be able to have such a rare and amazing opportunity, to be in the presence of so many men and women called of God. i think i take it for granted and don't realize how remarkable being at conference is until i return each year. but how can one forget such a powerful experience; to be in the presence of our prophet and apostles and feel of the incredible spirit that resides throughout the entirety of the meeting. and the mormon tabernacle choir...... SO AMAZING. ohh don't get me started. i decided that i will be a member of that choir before i die. but really. their sound, pitch, quality, pronunciation, dynamics, emotion, control, and ability to be so perfectly in unison is unbelievable. it is truly an amazing thing to hear live and i recommend if you haven't heard them before, take the next opportunity you can because you will not regret it. their rendition of "Come Thou Fount" that they sang to end the Sunday morning session brought me to tears. they are truly incredible and i could go on for days and days.

so what were your favorite parts of conference? favorite talks, favorite songs, favorite one-liners? everything! well, i'll tell you mine :]

i honestly could write every single word, whether spoken or sang, throughout each session of conference and say it was my favorite because each message was so inspired and powerful that it's hard to pick only a few from the many amazing messages. so i'll try and narrow it down to five (in no particular order because i can't rank one higher than the other, i love them all).

1. Donald L. Hallstrom: The Gospel and the Church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YReZdNbLBlw

i loved this talk. he talked about the differences in being active in the church and being active in the gospel and how those who fall away may be active in the church, but not in the gospel itself. he gave three ways to help us be active in the gospel: one: deepen understanding of diety, two: focus on ordinances and covenants, and three: unite the gospel with the church. "The Lord wants the members of HIS church to be fully converted to HIS gospel."

2. Jeffrey R. Holland: The Labourers in the Vineyard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYogSVAZZVU&feature=relmfu

Elder Holland is one of my favorite apostles. are you allowed to have favorite apostles? well, if you are, he's mine. he is such and eloquent speaker, always speaking with such power and knowledge and i have never listened to him speak without being overcomeby the spirit. He always has great one-liners that stick with you, and this talk was no different. some of my favorite quotes from this talk were, "why should you be jealous because i chose to be kind," "the formula to faith is to HOLD ON," "surely the thing God enjoys most about being God, is the thrill of being merciful," and my personal favorite "it is not possible for you to sink lower then the infinite light of Christ's atonement shines." what a powerful message with a powerful spirit from a powerful witness of Christ.

3. When President Thomas S. Monson walked in saturday morning for the first session of conference and patted his sweet wife on the head as he passed her. i don't know why, but it made me laugh and just smile. I love that man so much!!!!

"the prize belongs to him, the endures to the end" - Thomas S. Monson.

4. When the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sang "Come Thou Fount." that songs has a special place in my heart for multiple reasons. their rendition added to my list of reasons. it was so powerful and moving and words, especially mine, could not do it justice to describe how incredible it was. so listen to it.... :] (this was the recording from 2007, but it's the same version and amazing just the same)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uslytyVrWFw

5. Dieter F. Uchtdorf quoting a bumper sticker. haha that was so awesome and hilarious, but it was perfect. "don't judge me because i sin differently than you." i love that!!! we all sin so who are we to judge? his talk was also one of my favorites. i need to remember to be quicker to forgive rather than hold grudges and remain angry and upset over petty disagreements. also that i need to forgive myself before i forgive others, which is the hardest part for me.

did i seriously already say five things a loved about conference? i haven't even scratched the surface of all i wanted to share!!! Elder Eyring's talk about trials and faith, "trials aren't always for punishment, but for polishing," MoTab's rendition of "Love At Home," Sister Julie B. Beck's talk- "rags to robes," seeing Elder David Archuleta in the MTC choir, and the example he is setting of the importance to serve a mission, for young men especially, Russell M. Nelson's analogy of the big bang theory to a printing store blowing up and producing a dictionary (haha! i'm totally using that), Sister Esplin's talk about teaching kids at a young age the doctrine of Christ, M. Russell Ballard proving me theory and basically saying that young women are more often willing to start eternal families and seek after marriage while men are not putting in sufficient effort (i'm totally going to get crap for that... if anyone even reads this lol) Elder Uchtdorf's two words: STOP IT. i could honestly go on for hours, and i apologize to those of you who are probably annoyed or bored because i basically just restated the entire weekends worth of conference, but i just love it so much.... as you have probably come to understand by now, but i really can't say it enough. I LOVE CONFERENCE.

well i could go on and on about conference and go into detail about what i loved about each talk but i'll spare you. haha. thank goodness for journals, right? ;] i also could talk about all the crazy things running through this brain of mine but, once again, i'll spare you. not because i don't want to bore you, but i have class in about six hours and so i should probably try and battle my insomnia to get at least five hours of sleep so i can function.

okay so i don't actually have insomnia, i just diagnosed myself with it since i never sleep. i actually diagnose myself with a lot of things. i get random headaches and, as of late, migraines, so i diagnosed myself with a brain tumor. i obviously don't have the equipment to take an MRI of my brain, and i probably just get headaches because i never sleep, hence my diagnosis of insomnia, but i am thoroughly convinced i have a brain tumor. a couple of weeks ago i got pretty sick and i still have a cough from it, so naturally i diagnosed myself with swine flu. i don't think that a symptom of swine flu is a lasting cough, or any cough for that matter, but it was kind of a big deal a while ago so i thought that might be a fun thing to tell people. last year i noticed a little bump on my back that was pretty close to my spine and i thought it was the source of my back pain so i went into the doctor to get an ACTUAL diagnosis. you should all be proud i put this one in the hands of a professional. well, turns out it was a lipoma, but i heard lymphoma... so i thought i had cancer. that was a scary ten seconds of my life. but the doctor reassured me that it was just a group of fat cells clumped together, chillin by my spine. (he didn't use those exact words, obviously. if he did, i would be a little concerned... which goes to show why i am not a doctor and why my self diagnosis's are most likely 100% FALSE. insomnia being an exception). is that a fat joke?? whatever. so i then proceeded with my usual self diagnosis and diagnosed myself with an allergy to food. whenever i eat it i break out into fat. awesome. so now i'm an insomniac with a brain tumor, swine flu, almost cancer patient but instead fat girl. and now you probably all just diagnosed me with depression and low self-esteem for calling myself fat. don't worry. i don't actually think i'm fat, i just say it because i'm a girl, and it's what we do. we say we're fat and complain about being fat when most of us aren't even fat. we just say we are anyways because we can. which leads me to my last diagnosis: girls are crazy. argue it all you want but it's a fact of life. girls are legitimately crazy. and i'm not saying that guys aren't crazy, or have the right to call us crazy, because they most definitely do NOT. why? because that would make us more crazy. well maybe it's just me that's crazy... i guess i can't diagnose all girls as crazy when it could be just me... but then again i'm right. girls are crazy. but you learn to love us..... or at least tolerate us :] but this video CRACKS ME UP! these guys depicting girls.... nailed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gspaoaecNAg&feature=relmfu

"i shared half my bagel with the garbage." "i inhaled a gust of wind on my way to work." haha props to these dudes. wow... so much for not rambling. okay, i'm done.

i would end this quite lengthy post with peace, love, self-diagnosis, general conference, and temple marriage, but thats too long. and i'm not quite sure how sarah would feel about that.

peace, love, and temple marriage.






Sunday, March 18, 2012

WE'RE SO COOL.


we've got a confession to make. one that may come as a surprise to many of you... but probably not. drum roll please...

we suck at blogging. period. considering this is our first blog post of the new year... and it's march 18th. yikes. so much for a new years resolution.

so what have we been doing for the past three months? well, sarah has been a busy busy girl with school and her internship. she is such an amazing student and is pretty much a genius. but seriously though. her report card should be on display at BYU in one of those big glass display cases. or they should make a statue of her in the front of the school. either would suffice. she also went to DC the first week of march for an advocacy summit for her major, public health. she did a bunch of professional stuff that professional people do for their professions. legit, right? and did i mention that only 10 undergrads and 15 grad students were picked out to go on this trip and she was one of them? well yeah. shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. if you look up impressive in the dictionary... sarah lynne topham will be the definition. (with a HECKA cute picture next to it). she is kind of a big deal these days.

ashley has been a busy girl as well, balancing school and work and..... BOXING. yes, i said boxing. she has been getting personal lessons for three weeks now. so don't make her mad or try to wrestle her. you might end up with a black eye.. or a broken jaw. oops. :) she also has been having success in her musical endeavors. with two recording offers in one day, she has a scheduled date to record, this thursday, march 22. the day an angel graced the world with her presence. yep you guessed it. reese witherspoon. oh and it's ashley's birthday too. birthday twins! but quite the birthday gift, wouldn't you say? and since no one reads this blog anyways we can announce that ashley is going down to LA in two weeks to audition for the voice! never know until you try, right? life's an adventure and you've got to make the most of it so TAKE CHANCES WHILE YOU CAN! something we all need to remember at times. :)

ashley and sarah are still very much in love. we still do crazy, random stupid things and don't need anyone else to entertain ourselves. but seriously. look, we have proof.


and more proof.

creepers.
gangsters.
beauty and the beast. (ashley CLEARLY being the beast). but for real. why does sarah look so SMOKIN?! someone missed the memo.....
...... don't ask.
and through all this.... still so in love <3
bffs for LIFE. g3t 0n 0ur l3v3l. <<----- our bestfriend motto. haha but on a more serious note..

God is SO GOOD and has blessed both of our lives so so much. so much, that sometimes we both feel we don't deserve it but he just continues to bless us. but not everything has peachy keen; there have been plenty of bumps along the road, but the blessings and love we receive EVERYDAY make all the difference. He is so aware of us, AND you. don't forget that!!!! believe in Him because He believes in you.

we apologize for our lack of blog posts and will try to get better. but really this time. yes, we say that every time we post (so every seventeen years) but we will really try and be better. no excuses.

peace, love and temple marriage.


Friday, December 30, 2011

2011 review - in numbers



(please note that some of these numbers may be more guesstimates, rather than actual figures)

Sarah's number of. . .
students mentored = 73
weeks of efy worked = 4
credits completed = 28
zumba classes attended = 55
Pizza Factory bread twists consumed = 41
Cities visited in Mexico = 2
pounds lost = 15
articles of clothing eaten by our bedroom = 6

Ashley's number of. . .
concerts performed = 5
times she's driven a Range Rover = 2
nieces born = 2
boys that drooled over her singing voice = 32
ward parties planned and implemented = 5
phone numbers from customers = 21
shifts worked at Pizza Factory = 2384920375847538957
cars purchased = 1

Together. . .
General Conference sessions attended = 3
late night trips for froyo, In N Out, etc. = 34
times we've laughed so hard we cried = 68
apartments lived in = 2
trips to Tucanos = 3
nights we stayed up too late doing nothing = 103
peanut butter M&M consumed = 311
pointless drives around provo, singing at the top of our lungs = 39

another year as best friends and roommates. . .


priceless

peace, love and temple marriage




Wednesday, December 28, 2011

baby come back.

that awkward moment when sarah leaves me. alone. in utah. for like three weeks.... awkward.

so it's been almost two weeks of us being apart. it's been the weirdest two weeks of my life. is this what newly-wed life is like when your spouse goes on a trip and you don't know what to do with yourself because you've secluded yourselves from the world of social interaction because you're so in love? well that's exactly what ashley-sarah life is like because we love each other so much we don't socialize. but for real though. i'm not joking, we don't talk to anyone else when we're together, it's bad. put us in a room of 100 people, whether we know them or not, if we are together it will stay that way. we'll get lost in our own world and just talk to eachother (probably about nothing) and yet be thoroughly entertained and content. probably not good. BUT, i have come to find the good in all of this. how many people have someone in their life that they can be that close with and have that good of a relationship with and not be married or dating them? not many. but i am a lucky girl because i just happen to have that good of a relationship with my best friend. and she loves me even though i'm crazy, loud, hyper when she's ready for bed, crazy, embarrassing to take out in public, embarrassing when we're not in public, awkward, crazy, sarcastic, crazy... oh and did i mention CRAZY!?! and even still, considering that tiny list of the beginning of my flaws, she liiiikes me (inside joke). and the best part about all of this.... she still loves me even when she is super sexy and i look like THIS. (see breathtaking picture below.. and remember. coveting is a sin. so try your absolute best not to covet my stunning beauty).


may i just add that this picture was taken on my computer in the movie theatre while waiting for the midnight showing of breaking dawn to start? we were in public, and i made that face. shamelessly. and she STILL sat next to me. see what i mean? the girl's a saint. you are probably beginning to understand why i keep her around.... because no one else can handle it. HAHA jk... because i love her of course!

baby come back.

peace, love and temple marriage.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

we've got skills.


Ashley has been one busy girl, showing off just how amazing she is.

First of all was her concert at Sammy's! The first of many to come :)
Seriously, she ROCKED it. Everyone looooved her. Her voice sounded amazing, and she looked so poised and beautiful on stage. She played guitar and sang, and even included two originals! It was definitely a night to remember.

If you missed it, do not fear! She's coming back soon for a second appearance by popular demand to the Sammy's in Rexburg, ID this weekend!

(p.s. she also brought down the house at the ward musical fireside the next day with a stunning rendition of I Know That My Remember Lives. I need more than my fingers and toes to count the number of boys I saw drool this weekend . . .)

Ash has also been workin' it out with her calling as Activity/Service Co-Chair. One of her many responsibilities included the Tri-Ward Halloween Party Monday night. Needless to say, it was a smashing success. There were caramel apples, pulled-pork, donuts on a string, dancing, giant twister, tug-a-war, and a pie eating contest -- that Ashley participated it! She looked good doing it too ;)


As for Sarah? Umm well, she made this cool pumpkin?


Okay, now it's obvious who is composing this post. I guess I should try and find something else more interesting.

I got a internship for next semester!! It's the exact one I wanted, which is very exciting for me because they were only hiring two interns after three weeks of interviews. I will be working the the Wellness Programs at Utah Valley University, doing my FAVORITE part of public health: planning programs and getting to work one-on-one with people on the basics of health that are so essential to a happy life, and what better population to work with than college students who are just beginning to make those important decisions and form habits that will impact the rest of their lives! Ahh, okay, stop bearing public-health-testimony. Plus, it comes with a stipend at the end, which a rarity in the public health internship world. Anyway, I can't wait to start :)

And of course we HAD to celebrate by going to Tucanos. . .


That's all for now! We hope you all are anticipating November 1st as much as we are! (aka beginning of Christmas music + Justin Bieber's Christmas CD comes out. . .)

peace, love, and temple marriage

Sunday, October 9, 2011

the boys in our lives


I know a lot of our followers are probably wondering about the boys in our lives. It seems to be an element that is often lacking in our posts. Well I am here to clear up all questions and give you a full and complete description of all of the most important boys in the lives of Sarah and Ashley as of late.

(in no particular order)

1) General Authorities

We got to go to General Conference last weekend! We were able to watch/listen to all four sessions (and we'll be catching up on the Priesthood session shortly) and loved every minute. We seriously have a countdown each year for Conference, and we can't wait until April. Some personal favs were the talks of Elder Uchtdorf, Sister Dalton, Elder Christofferson, and Elder Callister. To read/listen to any of the talks from this and other conferences, go here!
Unfortunately, we didn't take any pictures during Conference weekend (sad!). So, I thought I would share the background of both of our computers - a very cool depiction of the most used words from all 5 sessions last weekend, made by our good friend Samuel.

2) BYU football players

It's that time of year again. We LOVE going to BYU footballs games. It is seriously such a blast. Of course, we love some players more than others. . .
While Jake Heaps was playing QB. . .

Once they put in Riley Nelson!

3) Rascal Flatts

Fulfilling Sarah's lifelong dream (not exaggerating), and letting Ashley's experience their wonder for the second time, we spontaneously bought tickets to the Rascal Flatts back in September. Three words: Ah.ma.zing


4) Santa Claus

Anyone that is around us during this time of year knows that we have INTENSE love affair with Christmas. We are already anxiously waiting for when this guy comes to town. . .



Well, there you have it! We hope it wasn't too much a let down for you ;) We hope you all are enjoying your Fall season!


peace, love, and temple marriage

Monday, October 3, 2011

oh hey... remember us??

remember that one time when sarah and ashley updated their blog?? yeah, me neither. epic fail on our part. but we're back!! better late then never, right? well we'll update you on what's been going on since... march. wow, really?? march?? dang. okay well hmm... let's make this fun so we don't lose all of our (three) followers. true or false....

1. sarah and i are terrible at updating our blog.... true. (oh yeah, this is ashley btw. i guess i'll just speak in third person from now on so no one gets confused. oh, i forgot only moms look at our blog.... btw = by the way).
2. sarah was the most amazing, spiritual, and BEAUTIFUL efy counselor out of every counselor that counseled this summer (and every other summer) ....... true. duh.
3.ashley got married, moved to alaska to pursue her dream of igloo building and has two children..... HAHAHA false. (if any of you answered true we will be religiously updating this blog everyday.. and we'll keep you in our prayers).
4. sarah is graduating from BYU this coming april..... TRUE! :]
5. ashley is graduating from UVU this coming april.... FALSE! hahaha oh if only...
6. ashley's parents are moving to utah next month..... false. THEY'RE MOVING HERE THIS MONTH!!!!!!! as in the month of october, as in three weeks, as in 21 days!!!!!!! :]
7. ashley got a white iphone 4..... true.
8. sarah got a white iphone 4..... true.
10. sarah and ashley are pretty much in a relationship.... true.
11. ashley is the man in the relationship.... most definitely true. (she specializes in sports and opening jars/water bottles).
12. sarah has a poster of justin bieber above her bed..... false.
13. ashley has a poster of justin bieber above her bed..... true.
14. god frowns upon those who judge.... TRUE. (apply to #13)
15. sarah went on a cruise to mexico with her family...... si! (true)
16. sarah wants to go back on her cruise to mexico with her family... false. she would never ever want to go anywhere without ashley... okay fine, true.
17. ashley went to lake powell for the first time.... TRUE.
18. ashley wants to go back to lake powell..... TRUE.
19. ashley wants to get married in lake powell..... TR- okay false. unfortunately, they didn't announce a new temple being built in lake powell this weekend in conference.
20. sarah got a promotion at her job.... true true true!!! she has an office... so legit.
21. ashley now has THREE nieces and they are the cutest girls in the entire world.... 100% true.
22. sarah looks cute... SHE LOOKS NICE!!!!! ...... true. (inside joke... just move on to the next question).
23. sarah replaced ashley with a new best friend. his name is harold..... true. (not an inside joke.... harold = library at byu).
24. ashley wants to buy a hamster and name it hamsterdam..... true. (refer back to #14).
25. you have been entertained by reading this long overdue blog post..... true, or else you wouldn't have even read this far.



well there you have it. our lives over the past 7 months in a nutshell.... more or less. we sincerely apologize for our long absence, but have no fear! we have most definitely returned to the world of blogging. hopefully this time for good.. instead of months at a time. but nevertheless, we're back. more to come soon. :] but until then.....




peace, love and temple marriage.