Tuesday, September 28, 2010

top 10 reasons why ashley hess is better than any boyfriend


P.S. this is Sarah. Ashley's not that cocky. But seriously, this girl is amazing. True, I complain almost everyday about not having a bf, but when you look at the facts, having Ashley as my bestie is way better.

1. She made me Prego for dinner on Sunday. I totally love Prego.

2. She'll scratch my back or play with my hair if I ask.

3. She can make me laugh like NO ONE else can.


4. She tells me that all the boys are in love with me. Even when it's not true. And she'll make me look good for the boys. Even if it doesn't work.

5. We text each other when we're both in bed. In our apt. That we both live in, just separate rooms.

6. Homegirl can SING. And play any sport. And play guitar. And pretty much anything else cool and talented because she's kind of perfect.


7. She tells me when I look like loser and how to fix it. Out of love, of course.

8. We both have an INTENSE love for the church!! It makes life easy :)

9. She's seriously beautiful. Like seriously.


10. We met in the pre-existence.



It's love.


Peace, Love and Temple Marriage.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

the first of many

It's true. We've decided to join the band wagon and make a blog. Key word: WE. As in, Ashley Christine Hess and Sarah Lynne Topham. And why not? We've been besties forever. Sooo, it was only a matter of time. And since we now live together (um, all our childhood dreams fulfilled. . . just saying ) we thought we would update the world on how completely thrilling our lives are. . . TOGETHER. We'll start by filling you in on our luxurious lifestyles.

Ashley's super exciting life in a nutshell - All work, no play. Literally.

Ashley divides her time at the apartment and Pizza Factory as the hottest waitress you've ever seen (TWELVE! inside joke) She really needs to stop paying rent here at the Riv (high class) and start paying PF since she's there more often than not. Sarah's not complaining about the benefit of bread twists, though. She's looking forward to FINALLY starting school again in January at UVU to be a dental hygienist. After a year of living in Utah, callingless, Ashley finally received a calling as a Relief Society teacher! And she's going to be amazing, just saying.

Sarah's super thrilling existence - BYU runs her life.

Really though. They should change the whole "the world is my campus" to "the campus is my world". Sarah is in her junior year at BYU as Public Health major, emphasis in Health Promotion with a minor in Communications. Sounds official, right? Yeah, you probably don't know what that is. Google it. She's also working on campus as a Peer Mentor for Freshmen. Poor kids, they are too distracted by her amazingly striking beauty to be. . . mentored. When she isn't at work or school, you'll probably find her at ZUMBA! Yeah, you probably don't know what that is either. Google it.

See? We weren't kidding about the whole luxurious lifestyle thing. Well, since we're super holy and spiritual we're off to ward prayer. But trust us, there's a whole lot more where this came from. :)



Peace, Love and Temple Marriage.